Every day thousands of culinary experts post photos of food on the Internet, most of which look as if they were cooked in a restaurant. And every day thousands of people from all over the world try to reproduce these works of culinary art in their own kitchen.
SpongeBob is no longer a cake.
Order a cake from us, they said. We know what we’re doing, they said.
Who said “Cthulhu?”
I’m an artist. I see it this way.
I called this masterpiece “Monday Morning.”
Someone, please, talk my wife out of culinary contest participation.
Nothing special. Just a blue…duck?
I baked cookies. One huge crispy cookie.
At least I’ve got a perfect color match.
It was just the wrong variety of pears.
When you’re Santa Claus and you’re listening to the 100th child.
I knew I should’ve simply eaten these M&M’s.